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		<title>SEO and World Domination</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just finished doing some research about whether a .biz or .com TLD was going to affect SEO results. Since it&#8217;s not practical to do a test before I can send a response, i did a bunch of digging. Seems like it&#8217;s a hot topic &#8211; but don&#8217;t see too many people having any impiric [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just finished doing some research about whether a .biz or .com TLD was going to affect SEO results. Since it&#8217;s not practical to do a test before I can send a response, i did a bunch of digging.</p>
<p>Seems like it&#8217;s a hot topic &#8211; but don&#8217;t see too many people having any impiric evidence of value one way or the other. </p>
<p>HOWEVER &#8211; I did read that there seems to be a preference for .edu and .gov TLDs (top level domains). So, here&#8217;s my plan. Since I will never get a .edu TLD, I am going to go for a .gov.</p>
<p>How, do you ask, can I get a .gov? Well the plan is this. Create my own sovereign nation! That&#8217;s right! A friend of mine who works at the World Bank once recommended that this wasn&#8217;t nearly as difficult to do as one might think! And if I become the monarch of say, Ebuzzeria, in either the Caribbean or Pacific Islands, I could justify getting a .gov TLD!</p>
<p>There are also other benefits to declaring my own country. For instance, I would own 200 mile fishing rights radius, and could charge people to fish in my waters. I could also join the United Nations, and become friendly with nations who might invest a bit in having me swing a vote their way.</p>
<p>Now the downside to this plan is that I have to find said deserted island (and, yes ISLAND &#8211; it has to have fresh water and the ability to grow food), then I have to LIVE on this island. Warm island. Soft breezes. Palm trees. Wait. That is definitely NOT the downside!</p>
<p>So, that&#8217;s my plan for world-domination. Or at least how I can get a .gov TLD. I&#8217;ll keep you up to date on how that works &#8211; or keep an eye on my URL, above&#8230;</p>
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